Renee Deveraux
Lady Gaga - Monster
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Monster - Lady Gaga

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

metaphoric-jizm:

kisakiru:

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metaphoric-jizm:

You betta skip basic instinct.

:( Our show is over. I hope they but it on another network. I pray they put…

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tomnomm:

im real cute and pretyy. im from miami. 

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

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sleepingwithanchors:

this is true

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